Library Custodian Wants You to Sniff His Nut Sack

Meet Chuck. Chuck is a man proud of his nuts, by which he means his vast collection of hothouse Filberts. With the evangelical fervor he learned at a Tony Robbins seminar, Chuck -- a front line custodian at the Terra Haute, Indiana Library System -- took his nuts to the street. "Nothing beats the refresh sent of a good nut sack!" says Chuck fondly jiggling a robust bag of said goodies. During one of her period alcholic blackouts, Director Cheryl Oepq signed a paper giving Chuck the unfettered opportunity to invite patrons to smell "the rich, life affirming smells of my favorite nut sack." So there he stands at every break calling to patrons entering the main library screaming, "Have bitch wanna smell my sack?" Surprising its the disabled who take Chuck on his offer. "Gimps love nut sacks." He has yet to take to the level with some one accepting his offer to "pop one in your mouth, roll it around, enjoy the texture." Not everyone welcomes Chucks nuts some patrons flee with Chucks words ringing in their ears as he explains, "Hell I like poppin' in my mouth. What the hell is wrong with you?" There was of course the taser incident by in November but the voltage mercifully cancelled out Chuck's memory of the experience.