Ever since firm Capitalist hands pushed unwillingly Luddites off of shit stained farms and got'em working in the Satanic Mills of Industry the question of work place stress has been a constant concern.
Research provided by Chuck's House of Lube and Erotica says nothing beats stress like a good old fashion dominatrix. Hence, Georgia's Riverdale library's (770-472-8100) "Spank Me Thursdays." In an effort to burn off a little of the soul crushing karmic backwash of helping perverts watch porn in the library the gang at the branch have decided to kick it up a notch. "If these deviates want a good time, there's a happy ending waiting for them at the library." Head librarian SJJ says the staff is ready to assist any patron looking to "box the monkey or manipulate the mango." The custodial staff has requested photos and HazMat suits for the clean up.
Research provided by Chuck's House of Lube and Erotica says nothing beats stress like a good old fashion dominatrix. Hence, Georgia's Riverdale library's (770-472-8100) "Spank Me Thursdays." In an effort to burn off a little of the soul crushing karmic backwash of helping perverts watch porn in the library the gang at the branch have decided to kick it up a notch. "If these deviates want a good time, there's a happy ending waiting for them at the library." Head librarian SJJ says the staff is ready to assist any patron looking to "box the monkey or manipulate the mango." The custodial staff has requested photos and HazMat suits for the clean up.
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