Those perky gals at the central library (face it kids they only got one library -- pictured at the left -- okay, two if you count the bio fuel powered "Book Tractor" that smells like death on the road when they're running that congealed pig sh&t SteveO keeps raving about --what the hell is it with pigs and this guy?) have decided to do a little fund raising for ETD's halitosis therapy. They're selling bumper stickers. Here are the stickers available:
1. My Ass is Not Performance Art
2. Read a Book you Bastard.
3. It takes A Village to Read a F&*king Book in this Town
4. MINOT!!! WHY NOT?
5. How Would You Like a Size FIVE Carbon Footprint Up Your Book Shute?
Interested? Just call (701) 852-1045 and ask for Joey the slightly slow farm hand who is working off a DUI scribbling these slogans on computer scrap paper. Please schedule 25 minutes to explain the process to Joey and the rest of the staff.
1. My Ass is Not Performance Art
2. Read a Book you Bastard.
3. It takes A Village to Read a F&*king Book in this Town
4. MINOT!!! WHY NOT?
5. How Would You Like a Size FIVE Carbon Footprint Up Your Book Shute?
Interested? Just call (701) 852-1045 and ask for Joey the slightly slow farm hand who is working off a DUI scribbling these slogans on computer scrap paper. Please schedule 25 minutes to explain the process to Joey and the rest of the staff.
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